Wicked Woods - Hand crafted wooden erotica.

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Please bear with us while we create our new website.

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Where we trade:

London Alternative Market - 1st Sunday of the month

Birmingham Bizaar Bizaar - 3rd Sunday of the month

Caution this site is for over 18’s only, while

it does not contain any pornographic images

it does deal with products for adults.


A range of practical easy to fold play furniture in a range of finishes through our made to order service. 


Unique exotic and hard wood creations to captivate.  Fully functional and locking for a secure look and feel.


Exotic and hard wood paddles and impact toys to tickle your fancy or warm the most seasoned of derrières.



Inspired torture and tease devices created to ensure the hardest of woods.